I created my own definition today.
HOUSE WHORE: VERB, 1. The act of buying up homes by a “so-called investor”, not getting, or misrepresenting building permits, allowing unlisensed, unregistered, or unqualified individuals or companies to work on these homes,not getting required inspections on the work that the individuals mentioned above performed, then either renting, leasing, or selling the property to someone else with absolutely no record of responsibility and safeguards that the work was done safely, properly, or even legally.
I inquired on Friday the 13th about the permit for the home pictured below. I was told by the lady at the Building Department that the owner pulled the permit indicating that he was vinyl siding three sides of the home by himself and listed the valuation at $1,800.00 which matches the permit that is actually in the front window.This means in the vast majority of the time that IF the owner applied for the permit HONESTLY and LEGALLY and was doing the job all by himself, that there was eighteen hundred dollars of materials that were purchased to do the job that he was installing all of the materials him/ herself.
Here are some of our city ordinances, AKA LAWS!!!
Such application shall describe the proposed work and shall give such additional information as may be required by the Chief Building Inspector for an intelligent understanding of the proposed work.
| 1501.09 CONTRACTOR REGISTRATION AND REQUIREMENTS. | ||
Can everyone follow me so far? The owner of the property by me pulled a permit for $1,800.00 stating that he/ she was doing the work themselves and the ONLY THING THE BUILDING DEPARTMENT WOULD THINK TO INSPECT IS THE THREE SIDES OF VINYL SIDING THAT IS THE ONLY THING LISTED ON THE PERMIT THINKING THAT THE OWNER INSTALLED IT ALL BY HIM/ HERSELF.
There are reasons why permits and registrations are required in this city. Here is the ordinance that explains why…
| 1501.04 PERMITS | ||||
By looking into the opened door it sure looks like a whole lotta drywalling has been going on along with some plywood has been installed over the possibly ROTTEN porch floor.
According to the picture below this owner that was going to do all of the work all by him/her self has been able to clone him/ herself AT LEAST SIX TIMES!

Looks like a little more than just siding. I see six guys installing doors, windows, and siding.

Here is the 6th guy that you can’t see in the first picture actually INSTALLING A NEW DOOR.
So what does the three pictures above indicate? Obviously NOTHING to our building department because I went to the building department last Friday and filled out a written complaint. Then I called again yesterday and left a message, and as I look out at the house now at 9:00 AM Tuesday June 17th, it looks like just about all the guys are pretty much done over there.
According to the County Auditors web site, it appears that a home on West 35th Street is the mailing address for this property along with THREE OTHERS, so who wants to bet the owner LIVES IN ALL FOUR?
Is a HOUSE WHORE outright breaking the law or improving our neighborhoods? Does a ”House Whore” pay taxes and get checked out by doctors/ inspectors to make sure they are safe or should we just do away with all inspections of existing homes?
If our city was hurtin for money should it try to collect monies from folks that are avoiding paying taxes before they raise fees for those that follow the law? Do you think they would be thankful for all of the help they can get from the residents collecting more of it or am I just a disgruntled person because I shut down my company that did many of the same things that were done to this house.
With one in thirty eight homes with a mortgage in foreclosure in Lorain, along with a very “discouraged” housing market, is it a good thing there is a bunch of folks buying up homes for pennies on the dollar, investing a few bucks into them, and either flipping them or renting them out for someone else to live in?






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